Products
Nanobot
Zen Cleaner
Companion
Robo-Dog
Nanny
Zen's Book of Quotes
This
gem will keep your house clean, organise your household bureaucracy, and
generally make sure your life is running smoothly on a higher plane.
Zen has home banking, answering machine and hands-free phone functions.
The torso and lower limbs are devoted to an inbuilt wet-dry vacuum machine,
which Zen self-activates and uses as required.
Zen's more transendental features include emitting life-enhancing sounds
such as pan flutes or refreshing bird calls, to cover the unsightly sounds
of vacumming and scrubbing. Zen can give astrological, tarot and palm
readings. Zen is programmed to make obscure, yet relevant, profound
comments in sympathy with your current spiritual and emotional state.
Zen is the perfect gift for Mother's / Father's day, or for busy professionals
with no time for housework and their spiritual side.
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