Q. I received a package from you and it contained just a receipt - when will I get my Nano robot?
A. "Nano" means one thousand-millionth. If you look closely at the
receipt you might find a full stop out of place - this is your robot.
It will stay there in sleep mode until you activate it by shouting the
"Where the %@#& is it, where's my robot?" command. However we
advise against this, as the Nano robot is very hard to find again once
it moves.
Q. My Cleaning Robot has yet to clean anything, it mostly just stands there and hums.
A. You must have a Zen Cleaning Robot. These are programmed to
tune in to the karmic energies of the household and respond in a
fitting manner. In our experience, typical purchasers of Cleaning
Robots (lazy slobs) have an aura which the robots tend not to like.
Yours could be in strike mode.
Q. Why did my Companion Robot leave me?
A. Under Australian Law electronic partners have the same rights as biological ones - get a lawyer!